You know you’re getting used to India when…

• …you’re in a shop and you laugh out loud at the first price a hawker gives you for their crap.
• …you understand why people wear sweaters and woolen hats when it is 26.5°C (80°F.)
• …there’s a huge explosion nearby and you roll over and go back to sleep.
• …you no longer say to yourself, “What’s that smell?”
• …you’re perfectly fine with the shopkeeper giving you four wrapped candies as change.
• …shouts of, “Hello friend, yes sir, taxi, maybe tomorrow…” are just background noise.
• …your sense of “personal space” gets tossed out the window. Now you’re just happy if there is enough room for you on the bus and the guy next to you doesn’t stank of body odor.
• …the layer of dust and grime on EVERYTHING (including yourself) doesn’t make you cringe anymore.

If you have any others, feel free to add them to the comment section!

Cheers!